I am developing a theory that pesto is the Devil's food. It is delicious, yes. But the Devil is a temptress so would not condone an unpleasant tasting food. It is delicious but evil, as I always feel sickly after consuming.
At first I thought it was just that basil/cashew/pesto chunky dip stuff, and more specifically the fact that I would eat the majority of a tub in one sitting. But the more I think about it, the more I can trace numerous upset tum experiences to the consumption of various forms of pesto.
Is it the intense amounts of oil? Is it the nuts?
OR is it the Devil's malevolent presence amongst this condiment that is reacting so distastefully with my biological self?
Hmmm.
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