My arse hurts

Don't be disgusting.

I played squash. It hurts the old gluets you know.

I am such a bad loser, I throw my racquet and swear and just generally have a tanty. This is a fairly unattractive quality and considering I'm fairly shit at squash and therefore lose with relative consistency, I feel sorry for anyone stuck on that claustrophobic little court with me.

Here's a tip. Don't play competitive sport when you're hormonal. Oh the rage.

And now I can barely sit down. Boo.