Thursday, October 15, 2009

My Attack Attack! Hurts

This is the best/worst thing ever.

Dedicated to Attack Attack!'s biggest fan, Tal.

Make yourself watch to the very end. It's worth the pain. I promise

4 comments:

  1. CRAB CORE!
    Walk like crab, sing like emo.

    This is what happens when the music industry starts losing money. They sign any old bullshit. I think this puts the onus upon you and yours to make Ticky-Tak godpunchingly good.
    DO IT.

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  2. o my god. epileptics around the world rejoice - they finally have some air time. i particularly enjoyed the in-sync head banging...it was like those things in the muppet show, only less fantastical and more like musical-self-harm.

    also, that auto tuning styling at the end was bitchin'...kanye would be totes jealous.

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  3. Ahahahaha. I could watch this all day.

    SO many things wrong.

    It is also a perfect example of why chubby people should not wear skinnies.

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  4. it's like someone took ten bad songs and combined them into one mega-bad song.

    fuck i love this.

    some further investigation revealed that:

    1) they list themselves as 2-step/2-step/2-step on Myspace, which tells me that these guys have never listened to 2-step before.

    2) they can't spell the word 'sign,' but suggest that you 'sing' to their mailing list. Funny, since 'sing' is something these guys can't really do.

    3) the singer has a huge penis because he twittered about wanting to "light up a cig" in the cinema. that shit is hardcore.

    smokestack orchestra wish they were this hardcore. tal, you should start going to the movies and light up some tobacco. inside. while watching a movie.
    woah.

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